Gabriel Iglesias Tickets - Fluffy Joins Greats with V-Day Shows By : Brent Warnken Comedian Gabriel Iglesias has mastered his brand of hilarity, a key component of which is his physical appearance. Some may call Iglesias "fat," but he has labeled himself "fluffy" instead, prompting others to do the same.
Ron White Tickets - Ron White Breaks Free From Blue Collar Comedy By : Brent Warnken Ron "Tater Salad" White may have gotten his start as part of the massively popular Blue Collar Comedy Tour with "You Might Be a Redneck" comic Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall, but he has enough fame to stand on his own now.
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Chelsea Handler Tickets - Chelsea Chelsea Will Bang Bang on Tour This Spring By : Brent Warnken Readers who have gotten their hands on Chelsea Handler's literary masterpieces My Horizontal Life and Are You There, Vodka, It's Me, Chelsea are rejoicing this month, as the raunchy yet entertaining comedienne is set to debut another collection of stories describing her eccentric life.
Learn To Be Funny And Attract A Happy World Around You By : Carolyn Anderson Being funny is one great skill that can attract people to you. Of course, we all love to laugh and we love company who can make us laugh. With laughter, we feel a positive vibe between us, break awkwardness, make people want you, and of course, it makes us get rid of or problems. If you want to learn to be funny and be more attractive to people around you, read on for more tips.
How To Tell Jokes And Be Funny By : Carolyn Anderson Jokes are great ice breakers, mood lifters and a great source of happiness. There may be some people who are very talented when it comes to telling jokes but you can at least learn how to tell jokes and be funny.
Be the Best Dressed at the Fancy Dress Party By : Lawrence White There comes a time when we need to be someone else. When the invitation to a themed fancy dress party arrives, I want my costume to be great, not a home made disaster. You think that you have been very clever in designing your outfit, so why does everyone ask "Who have you come as?" Thank goodness for fancy dress suppliers!
The Comfort of Food By : james brown The role that food can play as a comfort in stressing times can not be over stated especially when that comfort food is not readily available.
Craig Ferguson Tickets - The King of Late, Late Night Comedy By : Brent Warnken As one of many late night hosts, Craig Ferguson added his own version of the Conan O'Brien/ Jay Leno debacle in his taped Friday night skit that parodied MythBusters while paying tribute to his fellow red-haired late night host in his own way (according to Entertainment Weekly).
Ron White Tickets - Scoop Up Some Fresh 'Tater Salad' By : Brent Warnken Ron White likes a good scotch, a cigar and loves to tell a good joke. The stand-up comedian's act is the perfect complement to any happy hour, and with two Grammy nominations and a book on The New York Times Bestseller list, he's out to prove his point.
Jerry Seinfeld Tickets - The Marriage Game Show By : Brent Warnken Jerry Seinfeld's latest project is a new NBC show, The Marriage Ref. The premise of the series brings married couples' disagreements before a referee (played by Tom Papa), who will ultimately decide on a winner of the dispute.
Ron White Tickets - Tater Salad Breaks from Blue Collar Comedy Tour By : Brent Warnken It isn't a true Blue Collar Comedy show without a certain disheveled blue-eyed comedian toting a highball and smoking a cigar, but this year Ron "Tater Salad" White will most certainly be absent from a tour with his Southern comedian comrades.
What Is The Bottled Water Cooler Really For? By : Dominic Donaldson Consider for a moment one of the undisputed icons of the office environment. I refer of course to that totem of colleqgue interaction, the bottled water cooler. Surely few items in history have taken such an ingrained place in the nation's psychology, yet there is a problem - what exactly is it for?
How To Make People Happy - Tips To Make The People Around You Happy By : Carolyn Anderson If you are looking for happiness in your life, you may want to consider learning how to make people happy. Indeed, being a source of happiness for others is also a good source of happiness and self-worth for yourself. For you to be able to at least make this world a happier place to live, here are some tips to make people around you happy.
Personalized Photo Purses By : Sue Bond When you ponder back to your high school graduation do you recall how you felt? It is safe to suppose that you were excited, but sad at the same point in time. For graduating seniors it is thrilling to be aware that their life is just commencing, but that new-found life may also suggest leaving old friends behind. There are numerous friendships that stand the test of time, but others are not as lucky. If you are looking for a made to order gift for a pal or offspring you may choose to look into buying a personalized photograph purse.
Comedy Contest By : Aubrey Moulton Christmas is the season for giving, a time for sharing, a time for preposterous songs and movies. To commemorate this season adequately we knew it was only appropriate to begin our first ever Christmas film festival.
Video Comedy Contest By : Aubrey Moulton Christmas is the season for giving, a time for sharing, a time for silly songs and movies. To celebrate this season properly we knew it was only appropriate to begin our first ever Christmas film festival.
How to Find the Best Jokes on Earth By : Brian Jones When you would like to take some stress out from your life, one of the fastest ways to do this is to laugh. If you can find the best jokes on earth, you can also share the fun with the people who spend their time with you.
Screened videos – what's in store for family viewing pleasures By : Clint Jhonson If you are not new to YouTube, you know very well that the site offers videos that are not safe for young audiences. While these videos need usernames and passwords before you access them, there are obscene comments for other video types that may be read by your children. In this regard, you need to look for screened videos that will work for the viewing pleasures of the entire family. Since they are called family safe videos, expect that adult videos are eliminated from the list.
"Lucy's Ears" By : Bob Novotney Today's topic is ear infections and boxer dogs. Lucy, my four year old boxer is on her second ear infection in the last 3 months. I found out recently that boxers are very prone to yeast infections in their ears, especially "White Boxers" with their light colored skin (pink to be exact) which Lucy is.
Does a Law on Human Attraction Exist? By : Brian Jones Opposites attract is a law of attraction, at least where electromagnetism is concerned. But are there laws about
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Funny Pick Up Lines - What To Say And What Not To Say By : Lance Thorington Apart from being sexy, what exactly do you do for a living? Sweet pick up lines, corn pickup or even funny pick up lines are rarely effective, unless you know exactly how to use them. We have personally seen some guys pickup a girl by a pick up line that we found a bit on the corny side.
Look Great & Celebrate In Your Plus Size Halloween Costume By : Stu Silverberg It's Halloween time again and this year there are many new Plus Size Halloween Costumes on the market for men, women and children as well as costumes that have been around for a while. Online stores as compared to brick and mortar stores frequently offer a wider selection of larger size costumes. You'll enjoy reading all of the details about the Plus Size Halloween Costumes for 2009.
Be Careful What You Wish For! By : JOHN HARDY As much as we all think that having choice is good, and having unlimited choice is better, that is not the case. In fact some of the most miserable people on this planet are those with the most choices. Nadia is one of them.
Talk Like a Pirate Day By : Patricia Montana Every year on 19 September, all around the world ordinary people become pirates for 24 hours in honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Talk Like a Pirate Day began unofficially in 1995, when two friends - John Baur and Mark Summers - were playing racquetball and quite randomly began encouraging each other using pirate slang.
Teenagers: A Thing of the Past? By : Patrick Omari Gone are the days of innocence, gone are the days of teenagers running happily through fields of long grass in white petticoats or playing football nicely in the local park. What has happened to teenagers?
The Characters of Giles Andreae By : Patricia Montana Giles Andreae is a modern British poet and creator of the characters "Purple Ronnie" and "Edward Monkton". although formerly an artist and greeting card writer, he is best know in the UK from his character's role in Vimto adverts.
Dog Shoes: Cute or Evil? By : Tom Fazio Is it just me, or are they everywhere these days? That cute little dog down the street, strutting around without a care in the world, mocking us. At first it was the dog sweater. And then came little capes. And now, oh god, and now, dog shoes.
How to Pimp Your Car for Cheap: Budget Pimpin By : Tom Fazio Today, moreso than any time in history, it is important to embrace the sexy and masculine subculture of car pimpin. Frankly there is just too much competition among men for women, and driving a chick magnet is not just recommended, it's essential if you intend to get anywhere.
Pimp Your Tractor and Impress Your Cowgirl By : Tom Fazio We all need to shake things up from time to time and farmers are no exception. They spend most of their time working the land and living the simple life. And this is great. But farmers need love too.
Funny News From The World Of Cigars By : Ann Knapp Premium cigar aficionados need a good laugh as much as anyone--especially in these troubled economic times. So here are a few of the funniest recent news stories touching on the world of premium cigars.
Printing Your Own Banknotes! By : Christopher Reinhold If printing banknotes was legalized, then probably everyone will take up the profession with an objective to earn huge incomes by making money themselves. Today, in most countries, banknotes are printed only at various places called 'mints'.
Biker jokes make the best bar jokes By : jhoanna cooper Biker jokes are often about bikers in bars and can also be considered to be bar jokes, especially if they are told in a biker bar. Most of these jokes will poke fun at bikers in a good natured way.
Are auburn jokes really bad jokes? By : jhoanna cooper Auburn jokes are the new blonde jokes and tend to poke fun of redheads. Some of the jokes are bad jokes, as is the case with any genre joke. Some of them, however, can be funny.
Finding Both Crude And Tasteless Humor By : Jason Bacot There's a wide range of humor out there, and regardless of who you are, there is a lot to appreciate. That being said, one of the most universally appealing forms of humor has to be rude and crude humor.
25 Things Not To Hide In Your Safe By : Wendy Moyer On September 1, 1985, the very first "Top Ten" list was broadcast on David Letterman's NBC show, Late Night. In a never ending quest to keep the public well informed about truly pertinent matters, here are the top 25 things you should never put in your safe.
Exploring The Parking Lot Personalities By : Lawrence J. Reaves When you enter a parking lot you are entering a place that is filled with possible dangers. Know your enemy and be prepared by reading this article on the different parking lot personalities you may "run" in to.
Men Prefer The Breast Over The Leg By : Fritz Thorp We men are a fickle bunch. Most of us love the female anatomy. We love a great pair of legs. We adore a firm thigh. And of course we just cannot keep our minds from thinking about the all important breast. As a matter of fact, the breast is perhaps our most favorite of all the body parts. We are mesmerized by the breast. We spend a lot of time eying the perfect breast, before we make a choice.
You Can Hypnotize Anybody By : Todd Ash Use the power of hypnosis and you will unleash a power that you never dreamed possible. This is reall and has bee used for centuries.
How Novelty Fake Diplomas Can Be Fun By : Stewart Baker If you are looking for the perfect gag gift or something to entertain your friends, a fake diploma may be just the thing. Find out more in this article.
My Journey in a Backpack to the White House By : Beth Butler Never before has this type of journey been documented. A box filled with items for Malia and Sasha Obama makes it way from South Greenwood Avenue in Chicago, Illinois to an undisclosed holding area in Washington, D.C. This box has in it a bilingual puppet that will tell us of this once in a lifetime trek to the White House as a toy for the First Family.
Go to School - Become a Joker By : Ray La Foy Becoming a comedian that gets paid is not as simple as it may sound. Discover how with a bit of education you can easily arm yourself with the information that leads to paying gigs.
Crank Out Killer Comedy in No Time Flat By : Ray La Foy Good comedy is a serious business as it entails hard work, dedication, and most of all, an excellent writing talent. The core idea of creating a real piece of killer comedy can be attributed to a moment of inspiration or a sudden surge of idea. But putting it all into the right words demands skill.
Diamonds and World Domination By : Lawrence J. Reaves Thoughts of world domination are running rampant these days, but how do you pay for the henchman? One simple solution is diamonds. Read this humorous article on domination, diamonds, and James Bond villains.
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Electronic Arts Shocks The Video Game Industry By : Willie Heuser Electronic Arts wants to open their checkbook and plans on spending an estimated $ 860 Million to buy BioWare/Pandemic. January 2008 is when Electronic Arts will overtake BioWare/Pandemic. This is a brilliant marketing strategy by Electronic Arts. Making these decisions may seem easy, but making them at a lightning speed, is a little confusing and you being human are bound to drop a mug or two.
Swat Resources Confused By Cardboard Robber By : James Farkenfur Multiple New Jersey SWAT teams were called in to handle a cardboard robber in Somerset County. The suspect was a woman, about five feet tall, and made out of cardboard. Police at first claimed they had no idea what set off the alarm at the bank which the cardboard figure was attempting to rob.
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears... About Christmas By : Maxine Clarke Fans of hit animation Family Guy will be familiar with Peter's news-time regular 'You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?' Inspired by this hilarious diatribe on pet hates, and with the festive season well and truly upon us, I felt it necessary to share details of what really grinds my gears about Christmas.
Dwi Suspect Runs Over Self, Resources In New Mexico Say By : Beth Olignerf Drunk Busters is a New Mexico resource which allows citizens to report drunken drivers by dialing #394 on their cell phones. The operator on the other end asks for information, such as the drunk driver's location, and the color, make and model of the car the alleged drunk is driving.
Resources To Encourage Seat Belt Use In Illinois By : Samson Paulotti It is estimated that over 90% of Illinois residents use their seatbelts. This has been the case for the last two years. Yet, apparently 90% isn't good enough for Governor Rod R. Blagojevich. For some reason, he feels that the state needs 100% compliance with the laws requiring people to use seatbelts.
The Possibility Of A Restoration Of A Separated California By : Samson Paulotti If you've ever experienced both the Northern California and Southern California way of life, you understand that they are very different ways of life. In general, what's important to someone living in Northern California is something completely different from what's important to an individual in Southern California.